IMAGINE, IF YOU DARE, A WORLD FRAUGHT WITH PERIL...
So yeah, I said a while ago that I'd start posting AAR-like whatsits as I work on this mod. Figured that it was about time to post some of that. This first entry is just a little stuff about the beginning of the game and stuff I've fiddled around with a bit, mostly focusing on the USA.
I want to say, first off, that the graphics side of this has been a blast:
...obviously it isn't the gaudiest of things (and that scenario button certainly isn't going to win any awards), but I made it and I'm damn proud of it. There's a certain roughness to it all that I hope to iron out over time, but for now I'm happy to just get something done. The flags, for example, come in a variety of different styles at the moment, mostly because I pinched some of them from Victoria, some of them from Paradoxplaza's Graphics Request thread (they said I could use any of 'em!) and some of them were made from years-old slapshod programs.
Like I said, I'm just doing a brush-over of the USA at the start in this first entry. This USA is slightly different from the usual...
...did you know that, historically, the US occupied Haiti from 1915 to 1934? It's true! It's so easy to extend that just a bit, especially given the government this USA has:
This dark and twisted USA is the leader of the "Outer Axis", an alliance of fascist dickholes which at this point really only include the US itself and its totally-not-colonies-at-all Liberia and the Philippines. More will join as time goes on! The stars have foretold.
The Outer Axis' two main competitors are the France-led "Elder Allies", being the remains of the Great War's anti-German coalition, and the "Great Red Ones" (or "Red Ones" when I get around to changing the text file again), a socialist alliance led by the somewhat-unstable Great Britain, which had Communists rise up in the '20s and seize the reins of government, but forgot to overthrow the King while they were at it. Whoops. At least the Brits tried to undo a bit of colonialism with a program of "devolution", but that just resulted in half the former colonies and dominions splitting away as soon as they could. Well, honestly, that's mostly because I wanted more gameplay in Africa and figured that more independent African countries would help do that.
I gave this USA the starting techs Germany has in vanilla HOI2 (why not?), but I didn't give them quite the same quality tech teams. :/
Other than that, I can assure you I changed practically nothing about the USA...
And so, on to actual gameplay... tomorrow. Bwahahahahaa!
A WORLD WHERE H.P. LOVECRAFT HAS GONE MAD! MAD WITH POWER!
A WORLD WHERE FRANCE KICKED GERMANY HARD IN THE BALLS AND NEVER STOPPED KICKING!
A WORLD WHERE I SLAP SHIT IN WHENEVER JUST BECAUSE!
THAT WORLD IS THE WORLD OF...A WORLD WHERE I SLAP SHIT IN WHENEVER JUST BECAUSE!
So yeah, I said a while ago that I'd start posting AAR-like whatsits as I work on this mod. Figured that it was about time to post some of that. This first entry is just a little stuff about the beginning of the game and stuff I've fiddled around with a bit, mostly focusing on the USA.
I want to say, first off, that the graphics side of this has been a blast:
...obviously it isn't the gaudiest of things (and that scenario button certainly isn't going to win any awards), but I made it and I'm damn proud of it. There's a certain roughness to it all that I hope to iron out over time, but for now I'm happy to just get something done. The flags, for example, come in a variety of different styles at the moment, mostly because I pinched some of them from Victoria, some of them from Paradoxplaza's Graphics Request thread (they said I could use any of 'em!) and some of them were made from years-old slapshod programs.
Like I said, I'm just doing a brush-over of the USA at the start in this first entry. This USA is slightly different from the usual...
...did you know that, historically, the US occupied Haiti from 1915 to 1934? It's true! It's so easy to extend that just a bit, especially given the government this USA has:
(Robert Bloch, the minister of security, is a Prince of Terror. Historically, he once joked that he had "the heart of a little boy"-- "I keep it in a jar on my desk". Had to milk that gag.)
This dark and twisted USA is the leader of the "Outer Axis", an alliance of fascist dickholes which at this point really only include the US itself and its totally-not-colonies-at-all Liberia and the Philippines. More will join as time goes on! The stars have foretold.
The Outer Axis' two main competitors are the France-led "Elder Allies", being the remains of the Great War's anti-German coalition, and the "Great Red Ones" (or "Red Ones" when I get around to changing the text file again), a socialist alliance led by the somewhat-unstable Great Britain, which had Communists rise up in the '20s and seize the reins of government, but forgot to overthrow the King while they were at it. Whoops. At least the Brits tried to undo a bit of colonialism with a program of "devolution", but that just resulted in half the former colonies and dominions splitting away as soon as they could. Well, honestly, that's mostly because I wanted more gameplay in Africa and figured that more independent African countries would help do that.
I gave this USA the starting techs Germany has in vanilla HOI2 (why not?), but I didn't give them quite the same quality tech teams. :/
Other than that, I can assure you I changed practically nothing about the USA...
And so, on to actual gameplay... tomorrow. Bwahahahahaa!
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