Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread III

Part 109, Chapter 1788
Chapter One Thousand Seven Hundred Eighty-Eight



1st March 1967

Rural Anhalt, near Könnern

The original Walther P38 had reflected the wartime needs of a relatively cheaper and easier to manufacture pistol. That was when compared to the old Luger pistol that it had replaced. That being said, there had been grumblings that the P38 was clunky, over-engineered with too many small parts. The design had been heavily modified in the fifties to address some of those issues, the aesthetics had been improved along with an improved safety. The new version, the P38/56, had been what Kiki had been issued with before she had gone to Korea the first time. It was still the same pistol she was using to shoot at cans to vent her frustrations with Benjamin and how he just wasn’t taking certain things seriously by her estimation.

Ionizing radiation had been something that they had a big row about the last time they spoken. While the ESA had done their level best to minimize the exposure to the crews of the Moon Missions to the charged particles and cosmic rays that surrounded the Earth, eliminating it had been impossible. No one knew what the long-term health effects of that sort of exposure were. It meant that Ben and Sigi both were part of an experiment that would affect them for the rest of their lives in ways that no one yet understood. When Kiki had asked Ben about the matter his nonchalance did not sit well with her, she was frightened, and he had acted like if it was no concern.

Squeezing the trigger, Kiki watched the empty soup can ten meters away spin around. Knowing that it was the last cartridge, Kiki ejected the magazine, before loading a fresh one.

“Do you have that out of your system yet?” Doctor Oskar Baber asked loudly from the seat of the car, where he had been listening to the radio. “Or are you continuing until you draw the attention of the police?”

“Why are boys so stupid?” Kiki demanded as she picked up the spent cases and pulled the plugs out of her ears.

“You sound like my oldest daughter” Oskar said.

That was a reminder that he had a life outside of his profession. Something that seemed remote to Kiki these days as the frustrations of her life had piled up. The sorts of things that led to her shooting cans off a side road in Anhalt.

“Make sure that thing is secure before you get into the car” Oskar said. While he hadn’t objected to Kiki having the pistol as a part of her equipment, he wanted no part in it. Not wanting to treat wounds that he had inflicted, was what he said. A situation that Kiki found herself had in before and she understood that it was a luxury that Oskar enjoyed even if he didn’t realize it. Every bit of training that Kiki had received had left her with the understanding that pacifism wasn’t a virtue for someone like her.

“Benjamin put himself in a precarious position” Kiki said as she put the pistol back in its holster in the locker in the back of the Föhn before slamming the hatch closed.

“So, shooting cans as opposed to shooting him?” Oskar asked.

“I wouldn’t shoot him” Kiki replied as she sat down in the passenger seat. “I certainly wanted to strangle him this morning though.”

“Welcome to being human Kristina” Oskar said, “There have been plenty of times when…”

The radio came to life at that second, alerting to them to a pile up on Autobahn 14 nearby. In seconds, Oskar had the car in gear as Kiki alerted dispatch that they were en route. Kiki could see that the sedan that her two bodyguards used was following close behind as Oskar turned on the Föhn’s siren and flashing lights. The two men assigned to her from the First Foot looked at much of what she did with wry amusement, like if it were a joke that only they got.

“People have no clue about what you really are” One of them had said to her. Kiki had mixed feelings about having earned the respect of people like that.

Reaching the interchange and turning onto the Autobahn, Oskar accelerated, and Kiki watched as the traffic got out of their way. Reaching the scene, they saw that police and fire were already there. As they retrieved their gear from the back of the Föhn, Kiki saw that a car that had caught on fire was covered in retardant foam. The smell of burnt plastic and something disturbingly similar to roasted pork revealed that at least one of occupants was still inside. She pushed that out of her mind, they were here to help those who would still need it.

Walking up to a car that looked completely crushed, Kiki looked through the broken glass and saw a woman still belted into the passenger seat. She was responsive where the driver of the car who had been thrown into steering wheel and windscreen was not. The unnatural angle the man’s head was in told a story that Kiki understood even before Oskar shook his head after being unable to find a pulse. The challenge like always would be getting the woman out of the car without aggravating her injuries further. Kiki could see several likely fractures, so this would be a rough one.

“What’s your name?” Kiki asked, to keep the woman focused on her. “I’m Kristina.”

“Hanna” The woman said plaintively, “What about Gregor?”

“He’s being taken care of” Kiki replied as she reached for the collar that would immobilize Hanna’s neck. People could tell when you were lying to them, but half-truths in situations like this were often necessary.
 
So, how long until the announcement in the society notifications of the Engagement of Princess Kristina Von Hohenzollern and Markgraf Benjamin Hirsch?

(and does he get the Von part with a Markgraf title?)
 
So, how long until the announcement in the society notifications of the Engagement of Princess Kristina Von Hohenzollern and Markgraf Benjamin Hirsch?

(and does he get the Von part with a Markgraf title?)
He might get to be von Hirsch, or he might get to be "Hirsch von [flyspeck granted by King of Bavaria] und [flyspeck granted by King of Saxony]"
 
Chapter One Thousand Seven Hundred Eighty-Eight



1st March 1967

Rural Anhalt, near Könnern

The original Walther P38 had reflected the wartime needs of a relatively cheaper and easier to manufacture pistol. That was when compared to the old Luger pistol that it had replaced. That being said, there had been grumblings that the P38 was clunky, over-engineered with too many small parts. The design had been heavily modified in the fifties to address some of those issues, the aesthetics had been improved along with an improved safety. The new version, the P38/56, had been what Kiki had been issued with before she had gone to Korea the first time. It was still the same pistol she was using to shoot at cans to vent her frustrations with Benjamin and how he just wasn’t taking certain things seriously by her estimation.

Ionizing radiation had been something that they had a big row about the last time they spoken. While the ESA had done their level best to minimize the exposure to the crews of the Moon Missions to the charged particles and cosmic rays that surrounded the Earth, eliminating it had been impossible. No one knew what the long-term health effects of that sort of exposure were. It meant that Ben and Sigi both were part of an experiment that would affect them for the rest of their lives in ways that no one yet understood. When Kiki had asked Ben about the matter his nonchalance did not sit well with her, she was frightened, and he had acted like if it was no concern.

Squeezing the trigger, Kiki watched the empty soup can ten meters away spin around. Knowing that it was the last cartridge, Kiki ejected the magazine, before loading a fresh one.

“Do you have that out of your system yet?” Doctor Oskar Baber asked loudly from the seat of the car, where he had been listening to the radio. “Or are you continuing until you draw the attention of the police?”

“Why are boys so stupid?” Kiki demanded as she picked up the spent cases and pulled the plugs out of her ears.

“You sound like my oldest daughter” Oskar said.

That was a reminder that he had a life outside of his profession. Something that seemed remote to Kiki these days as the frustrations of her life had piled up. The sorts of things that led to her shooting cans off a side road in Anhalt.

“Make sure that thing is secure before you get into the car” Oskar said. While he hadn’t objected to Kiki having the pistol as a part of her equipment, he wanted no part in it. Not wanting to treat wounds that he had inflicted, was what he said. A situation that Kiki found herself had in before and she understood that it was a luxury that Oskar enjoyed even if he didn’t realize it. Every bit of training that Kiki had received had left her with the understanding that pacifism wasn’t a virtue for someone like her.

“Benjamin put himself in a precarious position” Kiki said as she put the pistol back in its holster in the locker in the back of the Föhn before slamming the hatch closed.

“So, shooting cans as opposed to shooting him?” Oskar asked.

“I wouldn’t shoot him” Kiki replied as she sat down in the passenger seat. “I certainly wanted to strangle him this morning though.”

“Welcome to being human Kristina” Oskar said, “There have been plenty of times when…”

The radio came to life at that second, alerting to them to a pile up on Autobahn 14 nearby. In seconds, Oskar had the car in gear as Kiki alerted dispatch that they were en route. Kiki could see that the sedan that her two bodyguards used was following close behind as Oskar turned on the Föhn’s siren and flashing lights. The two men assigned to her from the First Foot looked at much of what she did with wry amusement, like if it were a joke that only they got.

“People have no clue about what you really are” One of them had said to her. Kiki had mixed feelings about having earned the respect of people like that.

Reaching the interchange and turning onto the Autobahn, Oskar accelerated, and Kiki watched as the traffic got out of their way. Reaching the scene, they saw that police and fire were already there. As they retrieved their gear from the back of the Föhn, Kiki saw that a car that had caught on fire was covered in retardant foam. The smell of burnt plastic and something disturbingly similar to roasted pork revealed that at least one of occupants was still inside. She pushed that out of her mind, they were here to help those who would still need it.

Walking up to a car that looked completely crushed, Kiki looked through the broken glass and saw a woman still belted into the passenger seat. She was responsive where the driver of the car who had been thrown into steering wheel and windscreen was not. The unnatural angle the man’s head was in told a story that Kiki understood even before Oskar shook his head after being unable to find a pulse. The challenge like always would be getting the woman out of the car without aggravating her injuries further. Kiki could see several likely fractures, so this would be a rough one.

“What’s your name?” Kiki asked, to keep the woman focused on her. “I’m Kristina.”

“Hanna” The woman said plaintively, “What about Gregor?”

“He’s being taken care of” Kiki replied as she reached for the collar that would immobilize Hanna’s neck. People could tell when you were lying to them, but half-truths in situations like this were often necessary.

Is Kiki worried about future children when she always said that situation won't happen ever?
 
I have always thought that Ben and Kiki would wait until they were more established professionally to even start to think about the next step.
Kiki still has to finish up her Internship and Ben has to get his Ph.D before they start talking in a roundabout way the future with the "M" word not being said but still being the elephant in the room.
As for the potential wedding ceremony itself, they will want it as small as possible but the politics demand something bigger and more public as the Korean Emperor will want to be there so he can honor both Kiki and Ben for their service in the Sino-Korean Conflict and Kiki is by far one of the most popular member of the Imperial Family and royalty in general.
 

ferdi254

Banned
Ionizing radiation was normally the least of the worries of the astronauts as inside the capsule you are pretty much isolated.

This is the 60s hardly anybody belted up, the passive safety of cars was by today’s standards miserable there was lead in the fuel...

Life was much riskier at the time generally.

And looking at the action both went through in Korea...
 
This is the 60s hardly anybody belted up, the passive safety of cars was by today’s standards miserable there was lead in the fuel...
Funny that, the last post included one of the possible outcomes from a front end collision while not wearing a seat belt, having fire and rescue peel what is left of you off the steering wheel. The other possibilities including becoming a projectile as you fly through the windshield, or worse, not quite make it through a laminated glass windshield.
 
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ferdi254

Banned
That‘s why I wrote it and too many fast driving ambulance or police cars ended up in crashes themselves. Just as one example how the 60s were much more risky. At that time you often had waterpipes made of lead, Asbest was used liberally.... the list is long.
 
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Funny that, the last post included one of the possible outcomes from a front end collision while not wearing a seat belt, having fire and rescue peel what is left of you off the steering wheel. The other possibilities included becoming a projectile as you fly through the windshield, or worse, not quite make it through a laminated glass windshield.

I have actually seen that result, but it involved an Australasian Magpie attacking a courier van. The driver pulled into the parts centre I worked at, to buy one of those temporary plastic sheet windshields (to keep rain & bugs out while he finished his route), and showed us the bird embedded in the centre of the windscreen. Driver then asked to use our toilet AFTER claiming that the incident had scared the crap out of him.
 
Part 109, Chapter 1789
Chapter One Thousand Seven Hundred Eighty-Nine



24th March 1967

Fort Drum, New York

Parker had said that the team was about to get a fresh assignment though there had been no scuttlebutt. Normally that would be cause for concern, but about now everyone wanted to get out of Fort Drum and even going back to China to teach the Chinese better ways to kill each other would be welcome. Waiting for the impending news was driving everyone nuts in meantime.

After the several contentious weeks it became obvious that Sean Destrehan wasn’t going anywhere, so the rest of the team had to deal with it. “If we can get used to having Mexicans around, we can get used to anything” Mullins had said, and Ritchie had felt like kicking his ass again. At the same time Ritchie had discovered exactly why Sean had been recruited into the Green Beret from the LRRP Detachment of the 2nd Infantry Division, he spoke French and German fluently. That was something that would have been invaluable during the recent mission to Laupheim. As it had turned out, they needed that talent today.

“What the fuck?” Mullins said as they watched the big cargo planes setting down in the airfield a few miles away. The buzz of the turboprop engines filled the air as additional transports circled overhead. With form following function, the four-engine Junkers transports looked a lot like the Hercules transports that every branch of the US Military used. There were only so many ways that a big, ugly aluminum box could have wings slapped on it and be made aerodynamic enough to fly.

“It looks like we’re having guests for dinner tonight” Ritchie replied. It wasn’t news that anyone wanted to hear.

“Did you know anything about this Ritchie?” Kravitz asked and Ritchie just shrugged in reply. No one had said a damned thing to him, but because they had been the guests of the Germans during the Arbusto mission it was logical that some sort of reciprocal arrangement would be made. With their luck lately it was probably those Sealion lunatics who had come charging up that staircase on Santorini, making a complete hash of things in an already chaotic situation.

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The arrival of the Imperial German 7th Armored Reconnaissance Battalion came at a time when both Germany and America were oddly on the same side of the current global situation. The League of Nations had looked at what had happened with nuclear testing in Australia and the Nevada Desert, concluding that the fallout from nuclear arms persisted over thousands of miles. The current debate was whether or not they should be proscribed under the laws of war because of their potential to adversely affect neutral nations. The rub was that none of the world’s nuclear powers were inclined to give up nuclear weapons now that they had them even while they were in negotiations with each other about limiting the manufacture and deployment of those same weapons.

“So, this is America?” Manny asked as he stood outside the Bachelor Officer’s quarters where he was meeting Parker. It had been a bit amusing to see the reaction of Fort Drum’s Command Staff towards the young aide of the Lieutenant Colonel who commanded the 7th Recon. That had been a recent appointment because Manny had been leading a ten-man rifle squad the last time that Parker had seen him.

Parker had met the German Officer Aspirant a few times back in Laupheim. It was sort of hard to miss him in any crowd, at six foot two Manfred von Mischner towered over most people and according to the intelligence file that Parker had read, that included his maternal grandfather, the reining Prince-Elector of Silesia and infamous fighter pilot from the First World War. The CIA had gathered a lot of information on him because it was figured that he was going to go on to greater things. The little detail that Manny was also the son of Germany’s Minister of Education had come as a bit of a surprise.

“It’s hardly representative” Parker replied, “No more than Laupheim or Wunsdorf.”

“I see” Manny replied with a guarded smile.



Halle (Salle), Anhalt

Kiki opened the letter that had appeared in her mailbox in the staffroom today. It was a bit odd because normally mail directed to her ran through a special branch of the postal system because people liked to mail all sorts of strange things to Kiki and her family. Only the most serious correspondence that could be vetted trickled through to her. The letter was hand-written but still legible, from an elderly woman living in London detailing how wonderful she thought what Kiki was doing was and briefly detailing her own experiences as a Doctor in the First World War.

It was obvious why this letter had come when it had. Photographs of Kiki at recent accident sites had been run widely, not just by the usual tabloid papers that always took an interest in what she was doing in hopes of having a royal scandal to cover. Instead, the photographs had been run in serious newspapers internationally, it was a sign that people were starting to take Kiki seriously, not just assuming that she was a bored Princess playing at getting into Medicine as a lark. That led directly to letters like the one that Kiki had received. The woman had signed it Doctor Isabella Stenhouse.

This was one letter that Kiki realized that she couldn’t just ignore. The question was, what exactly was she going to do about it?
 
Simple, write to your distant cousin in London, inform her of Doctor Stenhouse's existence. Elizabeth can make it so that the Captain's rank she deserved is granted to her now officially.

Through in an OBE and the German equivalent for good measure too.
 
Ritchie & Co., plus the Germans, could do well with side bets on any shooting contests re: Manny vs. other Green Beret teams. After all, they've seen him shoot. As for Manfred's file, the CIA is probably trying to find out just how much of his training & skill set was supplied by his Aunt Kat, although the US military, ONI notwithstanding, still seems to underestimate her for some reason.

As for Kiki's letter, a chat with Berg and a heartfelt & honest reply at the very least. Aside from Berg, who has a vested interest in Kiki, Doctor Stenhouse represents someone who she may be able to share her doubts with, as I'm sure she would have had to deal with her own issues over the years & may be able to help Kiki see things from a slightly different viewpoint.

People do send weird things through the post, ranging from novelty items (including 'adult' ones), food stuffs, live and/or dead animals, bombs and British army ration biscuits. Does this mention of how carefully Kiki's mail is sorted mean that the Shultz cousins will be making another appearance?
 
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Halle (Salle), Anhalt

Kiki opened the letter that had appeared in her mailbox in the staffroom today. It was a bit odd because normally mail directed to her ran through a special branch of the postal system because people liked to mail all sorts of strange things to Kiki and her family. Only the most serious correspondence that could be vetted trickled through to her. The letter was hand-written but still legible, from an elderly woman living in London detailing how wonderful she thought what Kiki was doing was and briefly detailing her own experiences as a Doctor in the First World War.

It was obvious why this letter had come when it had. Photographs of Kiki at recent accident sites had been run widely, not just by the usual tabloid papers that always took an interest in what she was doing in hopes of having a royal scandal to cover. Instead, the photographs had been run in serious newspapers internationally, it was a sign that people were starting to take Kiki seriously, not just assuming that she was a bored Princess playing at getting into Medicine as a lark. That led directly to letters like the one that Kiki had received. The woman had signed it Doctor Isabella Stenhouse.

This was one letter that Kiki realized that she couldn’t just ignore. The question was, what exactly was she going to do about it?
One of the reasons I love this story so much, you come up with (to me) obscure wonderful and amazing people. Thank you Peabody,
 
It looks to me that Kiki is going to spend most of her time treating RTA and that might be a research project for her to do a comparison on the effects of seat belts and other safety equipment on the survivability of victims in vehicle accidents.
Young Manfred is a real life cliche of Americans perspective on what the typical German soldier looks like over six feet tall and muscular.
I don't know how ambitious Helene is in her political career but she may want to add a national security portfolio soon to make her a more viable candidate for Chancellor in the future.
 
Simple, write to your distant cousin in London, inform her of Doctor Stenhouse's existence. Elizabeth can make it so that the Captain's rank she deserved is granted to her now officially.

Through in an OBE and the German equivalent for good measure too.

Perhaps it's time for Kiki (with the patronage of Crown Princess Suga) to see whether a new, international 'chivalric' order can be formed under the German Crown for women of all countries who have been trailblazers, pathfinders, etc.
 
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