Many of our modern methods of campaigning would astonish and confuse the Presidents of yesteryear. Martin van Buren never ate a fried corn dog at a state fair. But times change!Ole Teddy Bar’s a dead one now
Sence Bill Possum’s come to town.
An’it taint no use to make excuse
Or raise a fuus an’frown.
Jes get in touch wit’de President
Eat possum when you dine.
Den ask a Job of de Government
An’ you’ll cert’ly be in line.
In the early 1900s a stuffed bear named after Theodore Rooselvelt became popular. This was because Roosevelt had refused to shoot a bear tied to a tree. The supporters of his successor William Howard Taft decided that Taft needed a counterpart to this Teddy Bear, and they settled on a possum. This was because Taft ate one.
Sadly, this more or less ends the history of Presidential campaign mascots. Your mission is to prolong that history, and make campaign mascots an obvious inclusion in any modern campaign. And I don't mean like the Democratic donkey or GOP elephant, these are named characters associated with specific people.