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Banned
POD: Zack Snyder and Legendary Pictures bid to get the rights to DBZ is successful instead of 20th Century Fox's. Awesomeness ensues.

Dragonball Z: Attack of the Saiyans (2010)

Following roughly the Saiyan Saga of DBZ, the movie starts with a flashback to Frieza and Bardock's battle above the dying Planet Vegeta, and ends with Goku and Vegeta beating each other into submission while an emmisary from Namek arrives, asking for thier help against Freeza.

Following 300 and Watchmen, the movie solidified Zack Snyder's reputation as the go to director for comic book movies with memorable action and visuals, with many calling the film the Matrix of the new decade. In additon, though the story was panned, much priase was given to the already before mentioned special effects and fight coreography, and to of all things, the acting. Needless to say, it made tons of money and the next two films were quickly greenlit.

Produced by Stephan Chow, Guy Ritchie, Avi Larner
Directed by Zack Snyder
Screenplay by Akira Toriyama, Zack Snyder, Guy Ritchie
Studio: Legendary Pictures

Goku/Bardock: Jason David Frank
Gohan: Asa Butterfield
Picollo: Donnie Yen
Krillen: Sean William Scott
Bulma: Emma Stone
Yamcha: Liam Hemsworth
Tien:
Vegeta: Jason Statham
Nappa: Vinnie Jones

Release Date: March 25th, 2010
Budget: $75 million
Box Office Gross: $225 million domestic/$500 million worldwide
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 66%

Dragonball Z: Battle for Namek (2011)

Following the Namek saga of the show, the movie follows The group as Goku, Vegeta, and later Piccollo fight Frieza's men while the rest hunt down the Namekian articfacts known as Dragonballs.

In addition to improving the impressive special effects and fight scenes of the original, it eanred much critical success and box office dollars overseas for the casting of many Hong Kong stars in key roles, which helped the movie to this day hold the record for the Chinese Box Office.

Produced by Stephan Chow, Guy Ritchie, Avi Larner
Directed by Zack Snyder
Screenplay by Akira Toriyama, Zack Snyder, Guy Ritchie
Studio: Legendary Pictures

Goku: Jason David Frank
Gohan: Asa Butterfield
Picollo: Donnie Yen
Krillen: Sean William Scott
Bulma: Emma Stone
Vegeta: Jason Statham
Nail: Stephen Chow
Guru: Chow Yun Fat
Zarbon: Wu Jing
Dodoria: Sammo Hung
Frieza: Mark Strong

Release Date: March 26th, 2011
Budget: $125 million
Box Office Gross: $375 million domestic/$850 million worldwide
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 77%

Dragonball Z: Rise of the Super Saiyan (2012)

Following the climactic battle between Goku and Frieza, as well as the aftermath, the final film would become famous for taking the already legendary fight scenes to new hights, some of the best visuals in recent memory, and for bringing the series to a solid close.

Though Zack Snyder is absent at some stages of production due to splitting his efforts between this and Man of Steel, Guy Ritchie is more than able to helm the film in his absense. Opening against meagre competition like Snow White and the Hunstman, it would get rave reviews for the same reason as it's predacesors, as well as being a box office mainstay througout the month. Though somewhat less of a successful than it's predacesors in the US, largely due to more competition with the summer releases, overseas it is a smashing success, coming to a close as the fourth highest grossing film of the year, behind The Avengers, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and Dark Knight Rises respectfully.

Produced by Stephan Chow, Guy Ritchie, Avi Larner
Directed by Zack Snyder/Guy Ritchie
Screenplay by Akira Toriyama, Zack Snyder, Guy Ritchie
Studio: Legendary Pictures

Goku: Jason David Frank
Gohan: Asa Butterfield
Picollo: Donnie Yen
Krillen: Sean William Scott
Bulma: Emma Stone
Vegeta: Jason Statham

Release Date: June 6th, 2012
Budget: $165 million
Box Office Gross: $290 million domestic/$1.05 billion worldwide
Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 83%

Overall, the main legacy of the trilogy is, on top of a spectacular action trilogy and in addition to making or finalizing the stardom of much of it's cast, it allowed for various anime to be adapted to Hollywood films, for both good (Joss Whedon's Cowboy Bebop) and ill (the Robert Patinson led Akira would become the biggest bomb of all time).

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How to kill a franchise

Quintinshill (1998) Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on an Anglo-Scottish sleeping car train in 1915. Also on board is Jack Dawson's identical brother, Jock Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...

Lusitania (1999) Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on the Lusitania in 1917. Also on board is Jack Dawson's identical brother, Jim Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...

Harrow-in-Wealdstone (2000) Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on an Anglo-Scottish sleeping car train in 1952. Also on board is Jack Dawson's identical brother, Jake Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...
 
300 - A dramatic retelling of the historical struggle to breed horses for high-speed runs (300 mph). Made in early 2000-s, this movie featured the first experimental use of motion-capture technology in a Hollywood movie, adapted from a 1999 Indian action movie "Shiva".
 

sharlin

Banned
Norway - HBO TV Series

With the success of his Band of Brothers series Speilburg took a different tact with his next one concentrating on the German invasion of Norway, but instead of concentrating on one group of soldiers the Series spread its stories between a young Norwegian man caught up in the fighting, a German soldier and his platoon who landed at Narvik and a British Sargent and his squad.

Critically lauded for its use of CGI and its intense battle scenes as well as the drama of simply trying to survive in conditions both the Germans and British were not ready for as well as the plight of civilians caught up in the battle.
 

King Thomas

Banned
Seven-Documentary about the seven Soviet rulers of the USSR from Lenin to Gorbachev
Labyrinth-Documentary about how Afganistan is a "labyrinth" to those countries who invade it-they can get in easily but then get stuck.
Watership Down- Movie about the Titanic with stupid title (Water-Ship Down)
28 Days Later- 28 days after D-day, a unit of US troops is sent on a secret mission to kidnap a German General.
28 Weeks Later-As the Western Allies enter Germany, paratrooper commandos are dropped on Berlin to try and take Hitler alive
 
Diamonds Are Forever

Following on the events of On her Majesties Secret Service, Bond is sent on an easy assignment, following the death of his Wife tracy, and Bonds murder of Blofeld in the pre credit sequence. He travels to Amsterdam and Las Vegas, and soon must stop Blofeld's attempts to hold the world for Ransom. The Film was well received for its dark tone, with a grieving and revenge driven Bond.It served to solidified George Lazenby as James Bond.

Produced by : Harry Saltzman
Albert R Broccoli
Directed by : Guy Hamilton
Starring: George Lazenby as James Bond
Telly Sevallas as Bloefeld
Jane Fonda as Tiffany Case
Running time: 145 Minuets
Cost: $7.2 Million
Gross: $110 Million
Live and Let Die
James Bond is sent to New York, San Monique, and New Orleans in order to investigate the death of three british agents and to top Kananga's plan to flood the Untied States with Free Heroin. The film proved notable for Bond's bi-racial relationship with his co-star Diana Ross
Produced By : Harry Saltzman
Albert R Broccoli
Directed by : Guy Hamilton
Staring : George Lazenby as James Bond
Yaphet Kotto as Kanaga
Diana Ross as Solitaire
Cost : $ 7.5 Million
Goss: $ $ 135 Million

The Man with the Golden Gun
James Bond travels to Hong Kong, Macau and Thailand in order to face the sinister assassin Scaramanga. Widely perceived as one of the weaker bond films, it is notable for its performance of Bruce Lee, which was considered to be a high point of the film.
Produce By : Harry Saltzman
Albert R Broccoli
Directed By : Guy Hamilton
Staring : George Lazenby as James Bond
: Bruce Lee as Lieutenant Hip
: Christoper Lee as Scaramanga
: Britt Ekland as Mary Goodnight
 
Stanley Kubrick's Neon Genesis Evangelion

Kubrick is probably the only director who could have nailed the psychological breakdown (The Shining), sci-fi sense of wonder (2001), apocalyptic overtones (Dr. Strangelove), and psychosexual weirdness (Eyes Wide Shut) of Evangelion. Shinji's character development has elements of Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orage, and arguably Lolita.

Really, Evangelion is a fusion of just about everything Kubrick did post-1960. I can't imagine any other director doing it in a way that preserves what makes Evangelion so compelling.
 
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]LHO (1993)[/FONT]


[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Using a brilliant recreation of Walter Cronkite's (an Oscar-winning performance by Bill Murray) infamous death-row interviews for CBS as a framing device, director Oliver Stone examines the events surrounding Lee Harvey Oswald's failed assassination attempt on President John F. Kennedy, and Oswald's subsequent trial and conviction for the murder of Jacqueline Kennedy. Flash-backs take us back to Oswald's life in the days immediately before the events in Dallas, as well as the lengthy trial. Stone dwells a bit too much, perhaps, on Oswald's sometimes frantic assertions during the trial (and indeed until the moment of his execution) that he never intended to shoot the President, and that the First Lady had been his target of choice all along. While this creates an air of drama for the purposes of this film, this reviewer finds it unnecessary to refute the conclusions of the Hoover Report yet again thirty years after the fact. Indeed, Stone at times seems to show more sympathy toward Oswald's wounded pride than to the widowed John F. Kennedy. While this film might run a little long for some, it is worth seeing for Stone's use of different film stocks and photographic effects to distinguish between events in the represent tense, flashbacks, and events as seen through Oswald's "mind's eye".[/FONT]
 
Monopoly

Another movie adaptated from a Hasbro product, directed by Michael Bay. Features giant alien robots, Megan Fox, and a complex intrigue revolving around real estate speculation.
 
Battleship Potempkin - Historically inaccurate retelling of the Battle of the Korean Strait. No mention made of the suicidal charge of the Imperial Russian torpedo boats that actually shattered the Japanese battle line, nor the use of Holland Submersibles to mine Japanese ports. Known for it's excellent model work (they really are good models). For a better telling of the same story, see the sci-fi classic Battlestar Galactica, which shows the torpedo boat charge (ok, they call them missile boats, but still) and mentions (in a throw away line) the mining of Japanese bases (It's at the 1:04:22 mark, where Commodore Odama mentions the 'stealth minelayers', a obvious scifi stand in for the sumersibles). For either version, see the more recent dubbed version as oppossed the earlier poorly translated sub-titles (unless you can speak Russian, of course).
 
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (2004):
A harrowing and shocking documentary, made by Channel 4, detailing the history and grisly activities of grave robbers, specifically in the United Kingdom, and the problem of black market organ trafficking and illegal organ transplants in Eastern Europe, Israel, and China, as well its effects on medical research.
The documentary was lauded for its collection of inside footage and interviews from both former participants and victims of the organ trade, although a number of scenes were heavily censored upon release.
 

katchen

Banned
FLINT (2011)
The story of the Great Flint Sit Down Strike (1936-1937). Easy to film on location with the plants in question now closed, but impossible to get passed a movie conglomerate ITTL because it "sends the wrong message".
 
Originally posted by GeorgeUK
How to kill a franchise
Quintinshill (1998) Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on an Anglo-Scottish sleeping car train in 1915. Also on board is Jack Dawson's identical brother, Jock Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...
Lusitania (1999) Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on the Lusitania in 1917. Also on board is Jack Dawson's identical brother, Jim Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...
Harrow-in-Wealdstone (2000) Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on an Anglo-Scottish sleeping car train in 1952. Also on board is Jack Dawson's identical brother, Jake Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...
Hindenburg (2001) Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on the Hindenburg airship in 1937. Also on board is Jack Dawson's almost identical sister, Jane Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...:D
 

Archibald

Banned
Don't tell me Rose DeWitt Bukater is going to be involved in every major travel related disaster in the 20th Century?
...and here it gets psychological. Take Cronenberg's "Crash" and think big...

Hilarious, you made my day. Many others ideas, too - the Michael Bay Monopoly, the alternate 50 shades of grey... and the alternate 300, too (Shiva ? WTF ?)
You guys are good.
Let me try

Teneriffe (2002, in time for the disaster 25th anniversary...)
Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on a 747 Jumbo in 1977. Also on board is Jack Dawson's almost identical french cousin, Jacques Daoussonne (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...

Atlas shrugged
Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling to the Moon aboard a Surveyor ship in 1965. Also on board is Jack Dawson's almost identical german cousin, Jeke Shwartzon (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...
 
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Hilarious, you made my day. Many others ideas, too - the Michael Bay Monopoly, the alternate 50 shades of grey... and the alternate 300, too (Shiva ? WTF ?)
You guys are good.
Let me try

Teneriffe (2002, in time for the disaster 25th anniversary...)
Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on a 747 Jumbo in 1977. Also on board is Jack Dawson's almost identical french cousin, Jacques Daoussonne (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...

Atlas shrugged
Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling to the Moon aboard a Surveyor ship in 1965. Also on board is Jack Dawson's almost identical german cousin, Jeke Shwartzon (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...
Concorde (2000)
The identical granddaughter of Rose DeWitt Bukater, Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on the Concorde Air France Flight 4590 from Paris to New York. Also on board is Jack Dawson's French great-nephew Jean-Jacques Daoussonne (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...
 
Concorde (2000)
The identical granddaughter of Rose DeWitt Bukater, Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) is travelling on the Concorde Air France Flight 4590 from Paris to New York. Also on board is Jack Dawson's French great-nephew Jean-Jacques Daoussonne (Leonardo DiCaprio). The two strike up a romance, but disaster strikes...

...when they discover they are half siblings... and so were thier parents...
 
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