the best movies never made

The Last DJ (2015) - Historical documentary.
Charts the last six months of the life of famous BBC radio DJ John Peel, best remembered today as the 'Voice of the Wartime Broadcasting Service' (WTBS). As the stress and strain of the aftermath of the nuclear attack took its toll on the other members of staff Peel literally became the 'Last DJ' until his death from a stress induced heart attack.
Filmed almost entirely on location in the Bredon Wing of the John Peel Memorial Broadcasting Centre. Was one of the first films to be shot on location in the UK since the war.

Everyone should have a Willie (2012) - Biopic of former Prime Minister William Whitelaw produced by the BBC.
Focused largely on his premiership in the immediate aftermath of the nuclear strike on Britain. Was famously unflinching in its depiction of the effects of his decisions on the survivors, but on the whole took a positive view of his leadership during the worst crisis ever to face a British PM.
The title, slightly controversial and responsible for the film almost being banned in several countries, came from something Whitelaw's predecessor, Margaret Thatcher, had said while in office. The title was also probably responsible for the film being a box office hit when it was released theatrically in 2015, many mistaking it for some sort of pornographic film.

The Empire Strikes Back (2031) - Documentary charting the rise, fall and rebirth of the British Empire. Highly controversial for its depiction of decolonisation as a mistake which cost millions their lives and for taking a very positive take on the recolonisation of the 2020s.
The film argues that massive corruption and poor governance in Africa, and the Indo-Pakistani nuclear exchange of 2019 were the pivotal events in the rebirth of the British Empire. Famously provoked protests in the United States on its release there.
 

Zeldar155

Banned
GNAC:The Einstein Project (1971)
GNAC is the story of a supercomputer devloped by Albert Einstein to control the German Empire's nuclear arsenal and retaliate in the event of a US attack.
Shortly after the system is put online, it detects the Colossus, the american supercomputer, The two computers now demand a link, and soon they demand total submission of the human race to them or face the consequences.

Brazil
(1985)
Famous BBC journalist Jonathan Pryce takes a tour of Brazil, telling of the nation's development in the 20th century, and how buerocracy is good for humanity.

2019:After the fall of New York
(2036)
The famed italian post-apocalyptic movie set during the second dark age, in New York.
Many critics claim this is the greatest movie (n)ever made.
 

Macragge1

Banned
The Last DJ (2015) - Historical documentary.
Charts the last six months of the life of famous BBC radio DJ John Peel, best remembered today as the 'Voice of the Wartime Broadcasting Service' (WTBS). As the stress and strain of the aftermath of the nuclear attack took its toll on the other members of staff Peel literally became the 'Last DJ' until his death from a stress induced heart attack.
Filmed almost entirely on location in the Bredon Wing of the John Peel Memorial Broadcasting Centre. Was one of the first films to be shot on location in the UK since the war.

Everyone should have a Willie (2012) - Biopic of former Prime Minister William Whitelaw produced by the BBC.
Focused largely on his premiership in the immediate aftermath of the nuclear strike on Britain. Was famously unflinching in its depiction of the effects of his decisions on the survivors, but on the whole took a positive view of his leadership during the worst crisis ever to face a British PM.
The title, slightly controversial and responsible for the film almost being banned in several countries, came from something Whitelaw's predecessor, Margaret Thatcher, had said while in office. The title was also probably responsible for the film being a box office hit when it was released theatrically in 2015, many mistaking it for some sort of pornographic film.

I'd certainly watch these ;)
 
I thought it would give your TL an optimistic ending if films were being made in the future.

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Seven Days to Noon (1950) - Charming Ealing comedy about a couple due to get married at midday, seven days hence. Many obstacles are thrown in the way of their happiness, including a full-scale evacuation of central London as part of a Civil Defence exercise. As the church they are planning to get married in is in the centre of the evacuation area, it looks like the wedding might be cancelled until an army chaplain steps in.

Passport to Pimlico (1949) - Tense drama that records the brief existence of the Pimlico commune during the winter and spring of 1947-48. What started so promisingly turned into a bloodbath as the various factions in the London borough turned against each other until the Attlee government was forced to use the police and army to end the brief existence of the micro-state within London.
Now rightly considered a classic.
 
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Macragge1

Banned
A Very British Coup (1989)

The Sixteenth Bond film, regularly voted the best of all. Seen as the film which secured Timothy Dalton's role as the 'best Bond', A Very British Coup is notable for its extreme grittiness and realism when compared to other movies in the series. Set almost entirely within the UK, the film follows Bond's crisis of conscience as part of a military conspiracy to oust a new, socialist Prime Minister (an award winning performance by Ray McNally). This new, complex 007 was complemented by an ambiguous, sympathetic 'villain' and unlikeable 'good guys'. Also notable for the near complete lack of gadgets; in one scene (which gained the film a '15' rating), Bond kills a man simply by monstrous misuse of a biro pen. The open ending (which was not resolved until Dalton's next appearance in 1991) sealed the films' critical and box office success.
 
Avatar: Beyond Imagination

Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Alec Baldwin, Sigourney Weaver, Aishwarya Rai, Jessica Alba, Forest Whitaker, Giovanni Ribisi, David Paetkau, Miley Cyrus, Michael Weatherly, Reiko Aylesworth, Michelle Rodriguez, Lawrence "KRS One" Parker, Joel David Moore, Freida Pinto, CCH Pounder, Richard Gunn, Katy Perry, Amy Dumas
Director: James Cameron
Lead Writer: Kathryn Bigelow
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Budget: $323 million
Released: September 2012

Five years after the end of the RDA mission on Pandora, a small group of elite scientists, soldiers and technicians returns to Pandora, led by former Avatar Driver Adrian Faulkner (Alec Baldwin), Indian Army Colonel Anya Kalyani (Aishwarya Rai) and siblings of Avatar Project members Aliane Chacon (Jessica Alba) and Michael Spellman (Richard Gunn). The new mission has rather different goals than the last one, and the newcomers become welcomed on the planet as people who came for the right reasons. But as much as they have their goals, the RDA's mission members, still led by Parker Selfridge (Giovanni Ribisi) still have eyes on Pandora, and are willing to do anything it takes to get their position back.

Avatar: Beyond Imagination was what James Cameron called "his masterpiece", and it lived up to expectations. Between its eye-popping visuals, awesome performances by Baldwin, Rai, Saldana, Worthington, Weaver, Alba, Rodriguez, Paetkau and Cyrus and the incredible soundtrack and sound effects, the second of the Avatar movies went on to be considered a modern legend in filmmaking, and is widely considered James Cameron's greatest work.

Avatar: Beyond Imagination went on to absolutely stun critics, the combination of James Cameron and ex-wife and fellow Oscar winner Kathryn Bigelow truly stunning audiences all around the world. The move racked up no less than ten Oscars in 2014, including best picture and best actor and best actress awards for Alec Baldwin and Aishwarya Rai. The movie also made Aishwarya, already Bollywood's biggest star, into a household name in the United States.

Avatar: The Journey

Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Alec Baldwin, Aishwarya Rai, Denzel Washington, Sigourney Weaver, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Anna Kendrick, Hugh Laurie, Olivia Wilde, Steve Austin, Jessica Alba, Forest Whitaker, Michael Weatherly, Reiko Aylesworth, Freida Pinto, David Paetkau, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry
Director: James Cameron
Lead Writer: Kathryn Bigelow
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Budget: $300 million
Released: June 2015

The final movie of the Avatar trilogy, The Journey starts several years after the re-establishment of human operations on Pandora. Major General Adrian Faulkner leads the humans on Pandora with all the reputation he's earned, and the second generation of humans to come to Pandora have all become part of the societies as well, and Navinium (the new name for Unobtanium) is now flowing back to Earth in steady quanities. But there is more to come.

Earth's environment has reached the point of it starting to collapse on itself, which is causing many crisises on Earth. Upon hearing this, the humans on Pandora say its worth the risk to send some Pandora flora to Earth, noting that they may be able to help home fix its many problems. In the midst of this, Jake and Neytiri's daughter Ariele (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and the daughter of Faulkner and Aliane Chacon, Christina (Anna Kendrick) seek to lead a mission home to Earth, taking back as much as they can of the environment of Pandora, and establishing a real contact between the two distant planets. The two gather up the best of both the Na'vi and humans and head back to Earth to try and save Earth before it is too late.

Avatar: The Journey was not as well regarded or financially successful as Beyond Imagination had been, but nonetheless it had little trouble stacking up a huge profit for 20th Century Fox, and its timing, in the midst of the United States' major economic problems in the mid 2010s, proved to be helpful. It won several awards in its own right, and was a fitting end to the trilogy, or so many thought. It was not well known that Cameron and Bigelow did have more plans for their fantastically-successful franchise.....
 

Gun

Starring
: Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt, Sam Witwer, Nathalie Cox, Jeremy Irons, etc.
Director: Clint Eastwood
Lead Writer: Kathryn Bigelow
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Budget: $88 million
Released: September 2011
Income Generated: 756 million


A story of three soldiers for hire selling their gun-totting services for money end up in a small town where they have to save the people from a corrupt hick sheriff.


 
I'm a Nudist Nymphomaniac. Why?

Directed by Jane Campion.

Starring Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Zhang Ziyi.

A deeply moving and emotional story of 3 woman from different backgrounds confronting their emotional issues by visiting a Nudist camp where full frontal nudity is compulsory.

The women deal with their issues by taking part in degrading sex orgies with many men until forced to found comfort in each others loving arms.


"A truly moving and touching epic" Germaine Greer.

"One of the most profound movies ever" The Times.

" the scene with Jessica Alba and the five midgets was a triumph of cinematography" The Catholic Herald.
 

JoeMulk

Banned
Back To The Future (1955)

Marty McFly is a typical American teenager who is sent back thirty years with the help of his wacky friend Dr. Emmet Brown. When Dr. Brown is killed by KGB agents McFly outruns them in the time traveling Ford Thunderbird but ends up in 1925 where he must make sure his parents meet as intended and return to the 50s intact, while warning Dr Brown.

Starring
Paul Newman as Marty McFly
Alec Innis as Doc Brown
Jerry Lewis as George McFly
Marlon Brando as Biff Tannen
Natalie Wood as Lorraine Baines McFly
Ronald Reagen as Mr Strickland

Directed by Billy Wilder
 
Mad Maximus

Starring Russell Crowe, Michael Gambon, Chris Tucker.



Set in the aftermath of the collapse of the Roman empire Maximus (Crowe) is out for revenge after Alaric the Visigoth sacks Rome and callously smashes his grandmother's favourite vase and eats his daughter's rabbit 'julio'.

With only a short sword, his trusted man servant Biggus Diccus (Tucker) and an armour plated war chariot, Maximus wreaks havoc up and down the straight roads of post Roman Italy.
 

JoeMulk

Banned
Casablanca re-make (2010)

Richard Shieff as Rick
Natalie Portman as Ilsa
Steve Buschemi as Ugarte
Jean Reno as Louie
Russel Crowe as Victor Lasilow
Ted Danson as Major Strasser
Dule Hall as Sam
 
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Far From the Madding Crowd

A tale of an Afghan Christian family celebrating Christmas.


We Die at Dawn

A tale of an Afghan Christian family celebrating Christmas.


You only Live Twice (1977)

Robert Powell plays Jesus of Nazareth in this inspiring tale of a man that preaches peace in a land of middle eastern religious fanatics occupied by western soldiers.
 
Broken Wings (1988) - A action-packed thriller of American fighter jet pilots being shot over North Vietnam and enduring the torture in the Hanoi Hilton.

The Soviet Connection (1992) - The story of two Soviet spies living as a normal American couple in the South Bronx during the 1970s.
 

JoeMulk

Banned
Rent (2009)

The story of down on there luck hipsters and students living in Bushwick Brooklyn, drinking 4loko and getting attacked by bedbugs.
 
Polar Express

A shocking 2010 documentary directed by celebrated Soviet filmmaker Fyodor Bondarchuk and American activist Michael Moore, with the collaboration of Australian journalist Julian Assange, this film explores the top-secret American nuclear program during the 1990's. Following the Soviet victory in the space race, the USA explored a way to come up with the most powerful weapon to compensate for the failure. But the Soviets had already made a successful 50 megaton device. However, Tsar Bomba was supposed to be 100 megatons, and the Americans sought to trump the USSR by succeeding in making a feasible 100Mt device. Over the following years, the Americans were frustrated by their lack of results, until 1991 when an American nuclear scientist made a breakthrough.

Their research led them to conclude that a nuclear device of the size they were looking had three options for a delivery system. There was aerial delivery, however few planes were capable of carrying such a weight, they would be at severe risk and would likely die from the bomb, and they were extremely vulnerable to interception. A missile capable of carrying it would also have to be quite large, and would lack range in addition to being an easy target as well. That led them to their last option, a large artillery piece.

Using the research of Canadian Gerald Bull, they planned on making a giant, advanced cannon over 150m in length using the latest in propulsion and ballistic systems. The 100Mt nuclear bomb capable of unparalleled destructive power would be launched as a projectile, and undetectable on radar. To prevent such a static device from being destroyed, the designers resolved to put the cannon on a complex magnetic train system that used tunnels for protection.

The project was given the green-light by a paranoid US government, and was given the utmost secrecy. To this day the names all the personnel involved in the project remain unknown. They were given codenames that were used in all communiques, based on the names of Norse deities. The director managing all the branches was known only as "Odin", and the leader of the team and the man who came up with the entire idea was referred to as "Hresvelgr". The project consisted of research, construction, and testing phases, and could not be done in the US or Pacific. To maintain secrecy, the entire project was conducted in Antarctica. Due to the nature of the device and the location of the testing phase, the project was given the name Operation: Polar Express.

The film about the successful test of the most powerful weapon in history and the designer's subsequent defection to the USSR and desperate escape from the empty continent across the entire world to Russia received glowing praise across the entire Soviet Union, Europe, and Asia, and despite being banned in the USA made great sales there as well. People's Film Scores gives this documentary a 4.5 out of 5.

:p Whadja think? If you want me to make another unnecessarily detailed synopsis of a bizarre perversion of a family movie title, just give me recommendations and I'll work your username in there as well. ;)
 
:p Whadja think? If you want me to make another unnecessarily detailed synopsis of a bizarre perversion of a family movie title, just give me recommendations and I'll work your username in there as well. ;)

Love the idea of maglevs in tunnels in the ice. :eek:

Other ideas...

Finding Nemo: [basically a Soviet version of "the Hunt for Red October," with 'Nemo' as the obvious codename for the American captain who wishes to defect]
 
Love the idea of maglevs in tunnels in the ice. :eek:

Other ideas...

Finding Nemo: [basically a Soviet version of "the Hunt for Red October," with 'Nemo' as the obvious codename for the American captain who wishes to defect]
Doesn't always have to be Soviet. But let's see what I can do with this one...

Finding Nemo

A dramatic thriller starring Shahruk Khan, Finding Nemo is the story of the catastrophe involving India's first nuclear submarine. The captain of the INS Chakra (Khan) takes his new command out on trials in open ocean to test the capabilities of the submarine, the armament, and crew. But catastrophe strikes when the engine suddenly fails and they end up on the bottom of the sea alone. Responding to their distress calls, Soviet and Indian airmen comb the area while nearby crew of the Kilo-class Polish Orzeł submarine make their way to rescue them. As the Indian sailors wait on the bottom, desperate for survival with food and supplies running low, things go from bad to worse as they now face the prospect of a nuclear reactor meltdown. This highly acclaimed thriller was a summer blockbuster and received record numbers in India.

Hope you liked it, I liked how there really was a Polish submarine called Eagle, did not expect that. :D
 
Doesn't always have to be Soviet. But let's see what I can do with this one...

Finding Nemo

A dramatic thriller starring Shahruk Khan, Finding Nemo is the story of the catastrophe involving India's first nuclear submarine. The captain of the INS Chakra (Khan) takes his new command out on trials in open ocean to test the capabilities of the submarine, the armament, and crew. But catastrophe strikes when the engine suddenly fails and they end up on the bottom of the sea alone. Responding to their distress calls, Soviet and Indian airmen comb the area while nearby crew of the Kilo-class Polish Orzeł submarine make their way to rescue them. As the Indian sailors wait on the bottom, desperate for survival with food and supplies running low, things go from bad to worse as they now face the prospect of a nuclear reactor meltdown. This highly acclaimed thriller was a summer blockbuster and received record numbers in India.

Hope you liked it, I liked how there really was a Polish submarine called Eagle, did not expect that. :D

I like! :D
 
Dracula - a dramatized biopic based on the life of the Wallachian ruler Vlad the Impaler. Hugh Jackman has been praised for his portrayal of the homocidal Romanian ruler especially in the scene where he drinks tea in front of his impaled Turkish victims.
 
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